eepy | ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴘᴏsᴛ

( hmmmmmmm....... )

Perhaps so. I do think it's cute when you whine.

Then how would you like me to whine? Do you wish me to lay across your lap while I lodge my complaints?

I wouldn't be opposed to that, no. Perhaps I will hear you purr at last.

And when shall I hear you meow?

How will you reward me if I do?

What would you like? A day without teasing, a day where I neglect my work for you?

Both are quite tempting. And you believe either of those are worthy the humiliation of meowing for you?

What do you propose instead?

Marry me.

( for legal purposes this is a joke!!!!!! he's teasing!!!!!!!!!!!!! probably!!!!!!!!!! he just wants to know how jy is gonna react!!!!!! )

[ WHAT

brb telling the other commissions to rewrite and resend him scrolls of their requests to the seat once more because jing yuan just spat out his tea on them. it's gross and he can't deal with it rn. give him a full minute, please. ]

You're not serious about that, are you?

( 🙏 please let this single piece of information reach the high elder's quarters please please please 🙏 )

And what if I am?

[ he'll probably hear ranting from the preceptors in a while ... ]

I have a few concerns.

( 100% worth it )

Alright. Do tell.

The balance of power maintained by both the Seat and the Vidyadhara in Luofu would shift if two of its leaders were to unite in matrimony, for one.
Some might even think this is ambition for more power on my part.

( wow................................... lame )

Then resign.

( just like that )

[ .......................................... ??? ]

Would you like to forward this suggestion to the Six Charioteers during our next meeting?

The Seat of Divine Foresight is a position easy to replace if need be. If you're truly so concerned about the balance of power, then is resigning not the only option?
I cannot quit being the High Elder, after all. I see no issues with this plan.

( going a little too far with this joke aren't we, dan feng... )