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[eepy]

( mimi, you're not tiny anymore )

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[eepy]

[ why are you this bad at flirting with him, df ]

Surely, not as attached as Yingxing.

[finals]

( he's just really bad at flirting in general leave him alone... )

I wouldn't mind watching you make the attempt, but you're always against fawning over me the way Yingxing does. Shame.

[eepy]

[ he flirts just fine with yx???? ]

Haha, how could I ever dare match Yingxing's fawning over the High Elder?

[finals]

( its prideful man to prideful man communication it doesn't count )

I'm sure you could match his affections, if you tried. You just never put in the effort.

[eepy]

[ sure jan ]

I worry about your heart if I do put in the effort, gege.

[finals]

I'm not going to die from it. Who do you take me for?

[eepy]

Your blood vessel was close to exploding the last time I tried to flirt with you, gege.

[finals]

( wowwwwwwww what the fuck? )

You used to be better at lying, Jing Yuan.

[eepy]

That's because what I said wasn't an untruth.

[finals]

... Nevertheless. I'm sure I would be able to keep my composure. Were you not the one who claimed to enjoy the... ( .... hand gestures............ ) faces I make?

[eepy]

[ hand gestures ... ]

Would you?

[finals]

... Yes. I've had enough experience with your... antics to know what to expect.

( *he would not )

[eepy]

I see. Then shall I test out your mettle when we meet again?

[finals]

( hmmmmmmm......... regretti espresso.............. )

... You may. Your impression of me will improve exponentially when that happens.

( < guy who is too prideful to let this go )

[eepy]

[ he chose this for himself ]

Haha, will it now?
I suppose if it doesn't ... I can always tease you about it.

[finals]

( jy gaslit him into doing this actually i was watching it happen )

Surely you could find better hobbies than that. Aren't you always the one who warns me about things getting boring and tiring?
I'm sure it applies to you as well.

[eepy]

[ no gaslighting was involved wtf ]

Not when the High Elder gives me quite unique expressions I wouldn't have expected from the High Elder himself.

[finals]

( that's what a gaslighter would say )

I have no idea what you are talking about. Perhaps you ought to pay the Ten-Lords Commission a visit for early signs of mara, Jing Yuan. Your memory seems to be failing you.

[eepy]

[ maybe it's df who's truly gaslighting jy here ]

Early-onset mara?
Haha, my mind is as lucid as it was when I was younger.
Unless this is, of course, your diagnosis as the High Elder, in which case I must let Master know that I've succumbed to it.

[finals]

( df can barely even lie imagine gaslighting someone as smart as jy )

It's an assumption rather than a diagnosis. Jingliu would start questioning my abilities as a healer if she was told this is a proper diagnosis.
I... would rather not deal with the consequences of that.

[eepy]

[ df gaslighting jy into gaslighting him. a true gaslighter. ]

Then you accept that my recollection of your expressions is accurate, down to the pinkness of your cheeks?

[finals]

( he can't do that??????? he can't gaslight anyone???? )

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[eepy]

[ ???????? pls ]

Haha, then I'll be sure to capture a photo of said expression when we meet again.
For posterity's sake, of course.

[finals]

... I would much rather if you avoided taking unauthorized photos of a High Elder. I'm sure you're aware how much of a headache my Preceptors can be.

[eepy]

They're a headache as it is, with or without photos taken.
Nothing changes other than myself getting a charming picture of the High Elder.